Lately I've developed a strange fascination with the kool aid man. He was someone I hadn't thought about in years - One day I was watching tv and happened to see a kool aid commercial, and I couldnt believe the way this guy was acting - If he were a drunk and had been acting that way, he wouldve surely gotten thrown out of wherever he was at - and thats another terrible thing, as well - this fucker was never really invited anywhere. He would show up to lame parties unannounced and crash through a mother fucking brick wall - its true, ive seen it. He'll crash through bricks, fences, dining rooms - I dont think you'd be safe anywhere. Would a garage door stop him? Fuck, no. He plows through concrete like it was jello.
I found some rather interesting pictures of him also.(*)
This is a rarely seen side of Mr. Kool Aid, as he appears to be violently attacking a monster of some kind, and possibly attempting to murder a girl. It looks like he's turned more towards her with his fists raised. There are a few kids behind him, one of which seems horrified, and the other looks insane with rage. The yellow guy probably didnt want any kool aid. This is also one of the few times I've ever seen him without his trademarked pitcher.
Here he is again - Attacking monsteres again, but notice the pitcher. What purpose could it serve? Who'd have thought that this fucker would get his own video game. Apparently Mr. Kool Aid's day-saving skills extend into defending the world from mr. yuck. can you say arch nemesis?
This one must have been some kind of paparazzi shot, as he seems to be strung out on the juice he's pushing. He appears to be running, as if someone were trying to take away his pitcher. Maybe thats why he was so mad in the first picture. some asshole takes his pitcher and he goes into some kind of 'roid rage.
I could just imagine that guy busting through a wall somewhere and somebody gets pissed. After a few raucus "OOH YEAH's", Kool Aid Man tries to be on his way - Only, a homeowner decides he should be held responsible for his actions - They madly chase down the behemeth pitcher/man hybrid, but being the giant that he is, he crushes anyone who opposes him. We already know how violent he can be. This, of course leads into the whole Frankenstein scenario, where nothing good can come.
(*) I found it interesting that when I searched "kool aid man" on images in google, vincent van gogh was on the fifth page.
I found some rather interesting pictures of him also.(*)
This is a rarely seen side of Mr. Kool Aid, as he appears to be violently attacking a monster of some kind, and possibly attempting to murder a girl. It looks like he's turned more towards her with his fists raised. There are a few kids behind him, one of which seems horrified, and the other looks insane with rage. The yellow guy probably didnt want any kool aid. This is also one of the few times I've ever seen him without his trademarked pitcher.
Here he is again - Attacking monsteres again, but notice the pitcher. What purpose could it serve? Who'd have thought that this fucker would get his own video game. Apparently Mr. Kool Aid's day-saving skills extend into defending the world from mr. yuck. can you say arch nemesis?
This one must have been some kind of paparazzi shot, as he seems to be strung out on the juice he's pushing. He appears to be running, as if someone were trying to take away his pitcher. Maybe thats why he was so mad in the first picture. some asshole takes his pitcher and he goes into some kind of 'roid rage.
I could just imagine that guy busting through a wall somewhere and somebody gets pissed. After a few raucus "OOH YEAH's", Kool Aid Man tries to be on his way - Only, a homeowner decides he should be held responsible for his actions - They madly chase down the behemeth pitcher/man hybrid, but being the giant that he is, he crushes anyone who opposes him. We already know how violent he can be. This, of course leads into the whole Frankenstein scenario, where nothing good can come.
(*) I found it interesting that when I searched "kool aid man" on images in google, vincent van gogh was on the fifth page.