heard: Beanfield -- Human Patterns
drank: Kava . . . Bula!
A strong Samurai comes to the wise man and says, "Tell me the nature of heaven and hell." The roshi looks at him in the face and says, "Why should I tell a miserable, disgusting, slob like you?" The Samurai starts to get purple in the face, his hair starts to stand up, but the roshi won't stop, he keeps saying, "A miserable worm like you, do you think I should tell you anything?" Consumed by rage, the samurai draws his sword, and he's just about to cut off the head of the roshi. Then the roshi says, "That's hell." The samurai, who is in fact a sensitive person, instantly gets it; he was deep in hell. It was hot and black, filled with hatred, self-protection, anger, resentment, so much that he was going to kill this man. Tears fill his eyes and he starts to cry and he puts his palms together and the roshi says, "That's heaven."
drank: Kava . . . Bula!
A strong Samurai comes to the wise man and says, "Tell me the nature of heaven and hell." The roshi looks at him in the face and says, "Why should I tell a miserable, disgusting, slob like you?" The Samurai starts to get purple in the face, his hair starts to stand up, but the roshi won't stop, he keeps saying, "A miserable worm like you, do you think I should tell you anything?" Consumed by rage, the samurai draws his sword, and he's just about to cut off the head of the roshi. Then the roshi says, "That's hell." The samurai, who is in fact a sensitive person, instantly gets it; he was deep in hell. It was hot and black, filled with hatred, self-protection, anger, resentment, so much that he was going to kill this man. Tears fill his eyes and he starts to cry and he puts his palms together and the roshi says, "That's heaven."
You are very wise grasshopper.......may i slap your ass tonight??
ehh.... actually if anyone is going to steal my format, it should be you.
I really liked that story.. what episode of Samurai Jack did you get it from?