seymouria

Happy New Year! Almost.

Today I worked on this song:

It's a take on "Lust for Life" by Girls. The song really reminds me of 2009- wanting things I couldn't have, probably shouldn't have. Also, the time where I drank two bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.

I guess my New Year's Resolution should be to practice uke more.

This New Year's Eve...
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I'm participating in NaNoWriMo and attempting to write a 50,000 word piece of fiction in 30 days.
My story is about a girl who falls in love with a giant. It (unfortunately) is turning out to be a sort of fictionalized autobiography. I'm throwing lots of my beliefs and opinions into it and I go on huge rants about things I'm passionate for. Also, it's...
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how to find true love:
1. find hapless loser on internet
2. trick him into spending the night
3. profit?

wash, rinse, repeat: i'm single again.

I feel oddly aware of being alive today. I don't think I've ever felt this way before.

if you've never felt like this, you should try it sometime. here's a step-by-step guide:
1) Eat very little all day, but still feel satisfied.
2) Discuss making your own underwear with your girl-crush (the one with the cute smile).
3) Buy lunch for a pretty stranger. She...
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tonight i think i'm going to wear my tranny wig, an ill-fitting dress, and big sunglasses and go to a late night establishment and tell strangers personal things.

I just finished my last shift of my 65 hour workweek. Awesome. Now I don't have to work until 9 tomorrow night. Sweet, sweet freedom.

My main job is late night food service for drunks. I make good tips and get hit on a lot. Thursday night a cute guy asked for my phone number and I just laughed it off. "hahaha that's not on...
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