RANT: there are a few things i want in a date ......I will list them for you here......
#1 likes music (real music not top 40 BS) - any kind I dont care just be passionate about it - no CD in the car = BAD
#2 like asian food - i mean chinese, japanese, thai, etc - and not just the lame "american" kind - (ie if you only eat california rolls dont tell me you like sushi)
#3 can eat a decent amount - i'm sorry but no guy should split 2 sushi rolls with me and be "stuffed" before he even finished his half....are you fucking kidding me I can eat like a dozen (ok thats a lie, i exagerate sometimes)
#4 can keep up with my drinking.....if you order a tequilla dont freak when the bartender hooks you up with a double shot and then proceed to take two sips and drink all of my water....grow a fucking set....
as you may be able to tell tonights date did not really go so well - we went to one of the nicest sushi places -and got the most boring sushi (plain tuna roll) - then after 3 bites he was full and i had to politely stop eating cause I didn't want to look like a pig
...he never finished a drink the whole night ...I had at least twice as many sucking every last drop back cause i was hoping for the sweet relief of a black out to envelop me ...also he told me the same "funny" stories as he told last date...keep track dude....
#1 likes music (real music not top 40 BS) - any kind I dont care just be passionate about it - no CD in the car = BAD
#2 like asian food - i mean chinese, japanese, thai, etc - and not just the lame "american" kind - (ie if you only eat california rolls dont tell me you like sushi)
#3 can eat a decent amount - i'm sorry but no guy should split 2 sushi rolls with me and be "stuffed" before he even finished his half....are you fucking kidding me I can eat like a dozen (ok thats a lie, i exagerate sometimes)
#4 can keep up with my drinking.....if you order a tequilla dont freak when the bartender hooks you up with a double shot and then proceed to take two sips and drink all of my water....grow a fucking set....

as you may be able to tell tonights date did not really go so well - we went to one of the nicest sushi places -and got the most boring sushi (plain tuna roll) - then after 3 bites he was full and i had to politely stop eating cause I didn't want to look like a pig


if so, when in doubt, charge the bill to him