sexygenie

So I officially went mental last Friday. I think the combo of:

-lots of new hormones
-my ass gremlins acting up
-dan's cat still being locked in our downstairs bathroom because he's a pee monster
-work blowing goats
-house being a mess

And then when I got home from work on the verge of tears, Dan is bursting with excitement because we're supposed to go...
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yeeesh where does the time go!?
recap of the last two weeks:

-on the eve of our 4 day road trip, one of our cats came down with a UTI requiring an emergency evening vet visit, and $200 worth of fees

-after bailing out of work early on Friday, drove to Cleveland with Dan and met up with my friend Molley

-went to sushi rock...
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i guess i never considered myself a perfectionist...but maybe i am?

i'm really hard on myself in everything i do. but that's just because i believe in putting my best effort forward, whatever it is i'm doing.

sure, i may not succeed or be awesome right away, but i'll feel better knowing i gave it all i had.

problem is when i encounter people who...
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landlords suck.

i'm going to take my previous landlord to small claims court, me'thinks.

fucker helped himself to $300 from the deposit citing 'cat damages.' this comes after 60 days of me BEGGING him to return the money to me. then it takes dan going to the bastard's office to pick up the check, for us to find out that he wasn't returning the whole...
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Who wants to come on up and get sexy with the captain?

It's Thursday again. Where's the time go?

Just concluded week 2 of major pilates immersion. Essentially that means that instead of going 1 day a week, I'm now doing Pilates 4-5 days a week at the studio. It completely kicks my ass. And the pants I'm wearing today are surprisingly loose.

Any one...
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1 year ago today I was a big retarded mess. Everything I thought was true wasn't...and I'd rationalized everything to the point where I had a reason for all the bad things that were happening.

But sometimes you just aren't strong enough to believe anything else, so you just keep hoping maybe things will turn around.

Live and learn.

How are you today?

Tonight is...
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like the ability to kill a yak...
WITH MIND BULLETS!

People who bitch and moan about things and haunt you for your advice, and then move right along on to the next person who hasn't heard their song and dance yet piss me off.

How old are you people? Pick one!
A) Get off your ass and DO something to solve your problem
B) Either...
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Went to the Rennaisance Festival yesterday. Dan and I got a joint tarot card reading. He got all the 'good' cards, and I got all the random crap. You could tell by 'Madam Marisi's' face that she didn't know what to say. I have an emotional inner spiral and I'm freaked about childbirth. Yay.

But I looooooove me some turkey legs. Though that wasn't in...
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An attempt to keep this short..

My new job at work as 'strategist' is to assist the sellers in selling more.

AKA 'help them because they're dumb.'

I took on this monster project for my officemate. It's a 40k deal and he was on the verge of f'ing it up just due to his lack of experience. But I got assigned to the case, and...
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Hot diggity.

Combine the following:

115lbs of roasted pig
1/2 keg of Molson Canadian
1/4 keg of Labatt Blue
6 bottles of wine
More side dishes than you can count
A beer pong table
Horseshoes
Pool full of floaties
80-100 of your friends/family/neighbors
An incredibly beautiful sunny day

And it equals?

The pig roast was a success! Pictures are here if you want to see...
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