Earlier today I stopped at a place to buy a tire. The tire guy and I went out to the car so he could see the tire. On the way back in, I was looking at something that I found very interesting and wanted to look at some more. The place had double glass doors, I was distracted away from whatever it was that I found very interesting by the door on the right. It looked like something had smashed into it, but it didn't fall to peices. Once we were inside and I was no longer looking at the broken door, I was trying to remember what I was looking at. A couple of minutes later it hit me, there was a door that wasn't broken, but I could see my reflection in. I think I looked very good today, if it wasn't for that other door distracting me, I could have stared for a very long time. Nothing gay, just pleasent.
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Earlier today...
It's my day off and I'm being productive. I paid the electric bill... sort of. I'm attempting to fix my computer. I'm trying to get in touch with my lawyer. I plan on replacing a tire on my brother's girlfriend's car.
... I guess I'm trying to be productive. I don't think it's working out so well, so far. A friend was supposed to come over, fix lunch and hang out. I haven't heard from him. I think he knows I'm going to have him help me change a tire or two.
So far, my attempt to fix my computer is working about as well as my computer is working.
Oh, I've got to go to the costume shop today. I'm thinking about Darth Vader, with a voice changer. Mainly so I can do "The Robot" and sing Mr. Roboto as Darth Vader, part of the idea was stolen from Fun with Dick and Jane.
Okay, I'm going to clean up now. We'll see if my desktop is working when I come back. Wait... it might be working now. It says "Please wait...". I hate windows.
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Computer's working. I'm showered and about to go find a tire.
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Earlier today...
It's my day off and I'm being productive. I paid the electric bill... sort of. I'm attempting to fix my computer. I'm trying to get in touch with my lawyer. I plan on replacing a tire on my brother's girlfriend's car.
... I guess I'm trying to be productive. I don't think it's working out so well, so far. A friend was supposed to come over, fix lunch and hang out. I haven't heard from him. I think he knows I'm going to have him help me change a tire or two.
So far, my attempt to fix my computer is working about as well as my computer is working.
Oh, I've got to go to the costume shop today. I'm thinking about Darth Vader, with a voice changer. Mainly so I can do "The Robot" and sing Mr. Roboto as Darth Vader, part of the idea was stolen from Fun with Dick and Jane.
Okay, I'm going to clean up now. We'll see if my desktop is working when I come back. Wait... it might be working now. It says "Please wait...". I hate windows.
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Computer's working. I'm showered and about to go find a tire.
So the points i came here to make are as follows
1. We miss you
2. But apparently sasha doesn't miss you enough to remember your name when I say it, only when she does.
3. You are quite possibly a bastard child of bob saget's
The door story was riveting, at first my mind was boggled, which door was he looking at ? and why? but on each rewarding reread I reacted to something new. the foreshadowing of the 'interesting thing", the red herrings of the tire shop and the broken door, and then the reveal, it was you, the whole time, you weren't interested in something external, no. It was an introspective journey (not gay).
If the computer is working then you were successful at productivity eh? Let me know if you need any computer advice.