I drank vodka all day yesterday. It was a pretty good day. I got through most of the first Friday the 13th, then quickly fell asleep. Now we are trying to figure out what to have for breakfast, but everything we want should have milk, butter or jelly with it...
So, I had a dream last night. My wife and I were walking and talking and she said something about her being single. I corrected her and told her that she is married to me. She was like, "Oh, right" and continued talking and mentioned something about her being single. I corrected her again and she agreed that she is married and later she made plans to run off to meet some rich guy and marry him. I was more concerned with the manager of the building. Her breasts were very bouncy as she ran up the stairs. She was trying to catch up with me, so she could complain about my butler messing something up when he moved out. I think my butler ran off with the french maid.
Now, I'm going to eat something that doesn't involve milk, butter or jelly, unless I decide to go to the store.
HA HA! I got to pay some bills today! We got our state tax refund back today. I just spent most of it on bills and I am happy about it. I hate having bills, but I love paying them. My mom sent me $100, mainly because she always spends money on my brothers and I never ask her for anything. Our kitchen sink has been fixed and they are going to trim some off the cabinets, so we'll hopefully be able to fit our fridge in the kitchen.
So, I had a dream last night. My wife and I were walking and talking and she said something about her being single. I corrected her and told her that she is married to me. She was like, "Oh, right" and continued talking and mentioned something about her being single. I corrected her again and she agreed that she is married and later she made plans to run off to meet some rich guy and marry him. I was more concerned with the manager of the building. Her breasts were very bouncy as she ran up the stairs. She was trying to catch up with me, so she could complain about my butler messing something up when he moved out. I think my butler ran off with the french maid.
Now, I'm going to eat something that doesn't involve milk, butter or jelly, unless I decide to go to the store.
HA HA! I got to pay some bills today! We got our state tax refund back today. I just spent most of it on bills and I am happy about it. I hate having bills, but I love paying them. My mom sent me $100, mainly because she always spends money on my brothers and I never ask her for anything. Our kitchen sink has been fixed and they are going to trim some off the cabinets, so we'll hopefully be able to fit our fridge in the kitchen.
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braveart:
I suggest bacon, pretty much all the time.
guitarsnglasses:
No bar-b-q today bro. Sorry, the work doesnt end until midnight tonight.