sexybeast

I got a speeding ticket this morning. I didn't realize how fast I was going. Now, I just want to go back to sleep and try again tomorrow.

This morning...
Her: We are having bad luck.
Me: I don't believe in luck, but for some reason, every now and then, things seem to start going pretty wrong for us. It's important to stay happy and positive about everything, because I don't think it's done yet.

Hmm... Well, I guess it's about that time of the year again. Atleast I've got my health this year.

I have things I need to do today, but I procrastinate too much. Since I know I'm procrastinating, I should be able to get up and force myself to do what I need to do... "YAWN*

*3 minutes pass*
*YAWN*
*Stares at screen*

I finally did my taxes. I fudged the numbers a little and I should be getting about $3 million back. I'm excited, that's the most I've ever gotten back. I think I'm going to buy a hot maid, who will wear skimpy outfits and clean my apartment all day, everyday, even after it's clean.