Here's the things:
- Party starts @ 9PM. I know I don't normally, really set a time for these things, but we are getting to bed really late and we have a few things to do before the party. I actually plan on being dressed when people show up... I mean, I'm not normally naked.
- Let me know if you want to come to the party and need the address.
- I'm too lazy and have too much to do to make a king cake.
Hopefully, we'll get one in the mail tomorrow, which won't be as good, but will be good enough. - I have cats, so if you have allergies... I'm sure you know what to do.
- I only have a couple of shots of Jameson left. More than likely, it will be gone before you are here.
- The Bailey's will be gone shortly after.
- I do not need any more Jager... Unless Skippy doesn't bring the bottle that I think he's bringing; although, I still may not need it.
- I got chips and dip and most of the normal foods that I have at my parties.
- You can still bring something, but it's not necessary. Smirnoffs or a bottle of liquor are acceptable substitutions for food.
- I don't supply any beer, so bring your own.
- I also don't supply any single women and the married ones are... well, married.
- Despite what you may have heard, I do not sleep with guys.
- You can crash here, so bring a pillow and a blanket.
- We will have a vote on whether you can leave or not, if I think you may have had too much to drink.
- Of course by sleep, I meant that I do not have sex with guys.
- Send your women, you stay at home.
- I really need to get back moving. I still have to go to another grocery store.
- I have no tequila and I prefer to keep it that way.
- No drugs allowed at my apartment.
- I expect to get another noise complaint notice.
- Do not sit and look at porn all night on my computer. Look at porn at home,before you come.
- This list may be updated later, without notification
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WHAT? That's fucked up man
Thank you so much for having us over and putting up with our shenanigans
I will post pics soon!