If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.
- Play it to the Bone
It's weird. I'm starting to want things that I normally don't want, now that I have no money to spend on things. I'm really wanting to buy a bunch of Pearl Jam on iTunes right now. I used to love Pearl Jam. I'm also wanting to go out and have sushi and sake. I think I've only had sushi once and it was just alright, but it was fun going out with a few friends and trying things that I hadn't had before, while drinking sake.
Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Byarsky? I can get you an address on that, if you want.
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Jerry: 673 Wongs in the phone book.
Dean: Hmmm. Helluva lotta Wong numbers.
- Hudson Hawk
I'd really like to save up about $400 and use it just to buy movies. I've been having so many movies on my mind lately. Next time I decide to buy a few movies from Amazon, I'm not going to be able to think of any. I did get 12 Angry Men a couple of weeks ago. I also ordered Inherit the Wind, but they were out of it. Old movies had some of the best writing. I was just reading some quotes from Inherit the Wind, now I'm thinking about going to rent it. It's such a great movie. It's the only movie, that I can think of, that I would say is in my top 5.
Judge: [after Drummond asks the judge for permission to withdraw form the case] Colonel Drummond, what reasons can you possibly have?
Henry Drummond: [Indicates the crowd] Well, there are two hundred of them.
[Crowd reacts angrily]
Henry Drummond: And if that's not enough there's one more. I think my client has already been found guilty.
Matthew Harrison Brady: [Rises] Is Mr. Drummond saying that this expression of an honest emotion will in any way influence the court's impartial administration of the law?
Henry Drummond: I say that you cannot administer a wicked law impartially. You can only destroy, you can only punish. And I warn you, that a wicked law, like cholera, destroys every one it touches. Its upholders as well as its defiers.
Judge: Colonel Drummond...
Henry Drummond: Can't you understand? That if you take a law like evolution and you make it a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools? And tomorrow you may make it a crime to read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And then you may turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant against Protestant, and try to foist your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. And soon, your Honor, with banners flying and with drums beating we'll be marching backward, BACKWARD, through the glorious ages of that Sixteenth Century when bigots burned the man who dared bring enlightenment and intelligence to the human mind!
Judge: I hope counsel does not mean to imply that this court is bigoted.
Henry Drummond: Well, your honor has the right to hope.
Judge: I have the right to do more than that.
Henry Drummond: You have the power to do more than that.
[the Judge holds Drummond in contempt of court]
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Henry Drummond: For I intend to show this court that what Bertram Cates spoke quietly one spring morning in the Hillsboro High School is not crime. It is incontrovertible as geometry to any enlightened community of minds.
Prosecutor Tom Davenport: In this community, Colonel Drummond, and in this sovereign state, exactly the opposite is the case. The language of the law is clear, your Honor. We do not need experts to question the validity of a law that is already on the books.
Henry Drummond: Well, what do you need? A gallows to hang him from?
Prosecutor Tom Davenport: That remark is an insult to this entire community.
Henry Drummond: And this community is an insult to the world.
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Henry Drummond: Radio! God, this is going to break down a lot of walls.
Radio Announcer: You're not supposed to say "God" on the radio!
Henry Drummond: Why the hell not?
Radio Announcer: You're not supposed to say "Hell", either.
Henry Drummond: This is going to be a barren source of amusement!
- Inherit the Wind
I bought a bottle of Ciroc vodka a little while back. It's such good stuff. I'm saving it for ... I was saving it for when a couple of friends come over. I still have half the bottle left. Last night, my wife was drinking wine. I don't like white wine, so I figured I'd have a glass or two of vodka. The last few things that I clearly remember is laying naked on the counter and calling my wife's recruiter to tell him that we would like to move near a beach, near here. He said he'll start looking. We chatted for a few minutes and I told him that I would finally send him his movies back. It wasn't like some late night drunk call. He's three hours ahead, he was at work already and it had to be after 6AM here. I wasn't very drunk, just a little.
Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
- Poolhall Junkies
I'm really just updating because I felt like typing and posting some movie quotes. If you haven't seen any of these movies, you should check them out.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
- The Truman Show
Movies @ MyPlace on the 22nd! I decided this earlier. I don't know what time or what movies. If you want to come over, let me know and give me some suggestions. Yes, it's the week. I have a bunch of movies and there's a video store nearby.
Also, I just realized that I still don't have anything to do for New Year's. Any suggestions?
