sexbomb

You don't like the birth control, but the birth control likes you.

OK, that was stupid. I'm a guy, what the hell can I say about birth control. All I need is a condom.

You can always practice what pres. Bush recommends: Abstinence

Feel free to roll on the floor and laugh at that suggestion.

hahaha i didn't call you a slut because you like to have sex and be a good girlfriend! i called you a slut because i like to use derrogatory words in sentences such as that last one! heehee

and you wouldn't have to worry about your birth control so much if you weren't 'whoring around" hahahahaha see i did it again!

to answer your questions

they are fine and annoying.

i don't obsess the pop tarts, they obsess me!

no i didn't get to touch my winkie at work today!

hahaha gotta go, cuz i just remembered i can do it now!