Nothing says "I love you" like an illicit lunch-time slam.
shema:
I'll take your advice, sir. But what about the recumbent DNA and subsequent ectoplasm? Did you ever stop to think about that???
scratamus:
Sadly his parents (who wanted nothing to do with him till we split up) totally support everything he does because they think it makes them look good to other people! The apple doesnt fall far from that tree!!