sevillus

In Hell's Kitchen tonight a family of three -- man, woman, girl -- tourists were standing beside me at a corner.

They were all blonde. They were all wearing t-shirts. And, of course, the man was wearing cargo shorts. And, of course, the cargo shorts made him look like a clown.

Then I noticed it was real quiet from them. And I looked up. And they were, all three, staring at me with what appeared to be an intent, brow-furrowing dread. Like they were the Clutters and I was Dick and Perry.