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Saturday Oct 11, 2008

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I adore the MILFs of the upper west side, seen during the day, and unaccompanied by their fat, cargo-shorts-wearing, man-toddler husbands.

That is the aesthetic price one pays for living here. Attractive women married to loud porkers who don't blow their noses and laugh when they learn a new non-english word for "shit." Yes, that is the esoterica of my fellow American, circa 2008, and about to proudly cast his vote for Elmer Gantry or Elmer Fudd and call it a revolution.
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machine KUUUUUUNT!!!!
Oct 21, 2008
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Perhaps in your pants...there is?
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