sevillus

Recently a film director I know wrote a character based on me, with my name, in a feature that is almost complete. Knowing that I was once an actor and am proficient in playing characters based upon my real self, he offered me the part, which I took.

It was comic relief and required me to drive while harassing a young girl. Everyone survived, but the young girl was slightly gray when the car finally slowed long enough for her to escape.

There are three days left to shoot on this film and a rather famous actor - I mean, he-knew-Brando famous - is engaged to play a role in the film.

So now I'm in a feature film with a world-renowned actor and I didn't even break a sweat.

Now if I could get a mystic tan that actually darkens my skin ...