severity

I STINK LIKE POO, YAYYYY! Mr shower fixing fucker didn't come today either, the lovely fellow *sharpens axe*

Wahwahwah, work's making my brain rot. Wahwahwah, I can't stop whining. Wahwahwah, I think i'm having a mental breakdown.

I'm feeling grumpy and bitter and need a scapegoat for all that is wrong in this world. Baha, Mr I CAN'T BE ARSED TO GET OFF MY FAT PLUMBERS ARSE AND FIX YOUR shower fucker shall feel my wrath tomorrow! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHHA, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think i'm cracking up.