severinatalyn

Something amusing I found surfing the net, it made me laugh so hard:
To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands"...

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression," bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see
And that's good enough for me
Cuz it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
with weapons that he had
(and he tried to kill your dad)
Bomb Iraq

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy
And hiding it ain't easy
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq