JESUS FUCKING TITS.....seven reasons why today is pretty good
1.I saw a guy almost poke out his eye with a shovel
2.After I got home from work, the cops showed up at my house.......turns out they were at the wrong house...fuck ya!
3.Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
4. I found three lighters and a brand new pack of papers in my couch
5.I am currently using the found papers(one of them anyways)
6.Thai food is on the way to my house
7.Trainspotting just came on
1.I saw a guy almost poke out his eye with a shovel
2.After I got home from work, the cops showed up at my house.......turns out they were at the wrong house...fuck ya!
3.Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
4. I found three lighters and a brand new pack of papers in my couch
5.I am currently using the found papers(one of them anyways)
6.Thai food is on the way to my house
7.Trainspotting just came on

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Does that make my day cool?
2) The cops being lost on your doorstep is Kharmic. Revel in it.
3) Couch treasures rule. An old man from a church knocked on my door on a super hot day, so I invited him in and gave him tea and listened to him babble about God (not like I don't know enough all ready. I know god damns it and god blesses sneezers) ... Three days later I found a silver dollar from 1887 in my cushions. FUCK YES. Thats worth way more than a dollar.
4) Peoples self injury stories are fun... Even better when you eyewitness the eye gouging.
5) Fucking Thai food. Nuff said.
6) You sent me a comment complimenting my eyes...
7) I must respond with "Your lips are wow... so lush and juicy and perfectly shaped"