sesshomaru

so I want to do the human gene test thing where they show where the hell you come from and stuff but alas it cost's a bunch of money so I guess I will have to wait I have been interested in human evolution for awhile. I got this funny image of early human apes in a group and there making primitive stone tools and learning but my ancestor is hanging out in a tree watching them being lazy when a saber tooth tiger jumps out and eats one of the guys and scatters the group, and my ancestor is like ''damn that's fucking crazy! I told you ass holes that's what happens when you fuck around'' then he climbs down and picks up the tool and goes over to some girls in the next group and is like ''hhheeeyyy ladies check it out pretty cool huh I just thought it up a few minutes ago how about me and you go back to my tree have a few bandannas I pick your lice you pick mine and see what happens''