well let's see im kinda planning a trip to visit my bro in Florida soon, we are going to see hank the 3rd hopefully if we can get tickets! I swear my bro he is off the fucking wall sometimes he's like marv from sin city a big bruiser guy who gets into too many fights, the last one he told me about a guy at work was being a wise ass so he told him he's going to close the van door and beat the shit out of him and while he's knocked out he's going to stick his fingers knuckle deep up the guy's ass so he has to explain why he got his ass fingered by a guy? ok WTF!!!!!!!!! I know he saw that shit on TV or something? but I laughed my ass off.
I have some funny stories with that guy last time I went down to visit we had a party and I went to catch some Z's on the couch because his wedding was the next day so I was sound asleep when I hear a door slam and im half awake wondering wtf? when I hear BLAM!!! I jump off the fucking couch and my buddy is standing next to me drunk with a pistol pissed off at his brother and im the only sober one there trying to calm these people down lol it was a long fucking night lol!
other funny stuff this cute girl at my work we have become friends and its so weird now but all these guy's now have to sit with us at lunch break it's so fucking annoying, they never sat there before but now there thick as fly's on shit, this one cat he's a jock ass hole prep I just take one look at him and he gives me this look like he's something I really want to lean over and tell that fucker '' hey mother fucker this ain't high school those people in the office who you kissed ass to are not going to fucking help you now this is the real world and if you keep mean mugging me im going to stick a size 12 combat boot strait up your fucking abercrombe ass!!!''
aaahhhh shit lets see what else got some fire works bought a shit load of comic books and got some leopard skin seat covers for the war wagon pretty fucking classy huh
I have some funny stories with that guy last time I went down to visit we had a party and I went to catch some Z's on the couch because his wedding was the next day so I was sound asleep when I hear a door slam and im half awake wondering wtf? when I hear BLAM!!! I jump off the fucking couch and my buddy is standing next to me drunk with a pistol pissed off at his brother and im the only sober one there trying to calm these people down lol it was a long fucking night lol!
other funny stuff this cute girl at my work we have become friends and its so weird now but all these guy's now have to sit with us at lunch break it's so fucking annoying, they never sat there before but now there thick as fly's on shit, this one cat he's a jock ass hole prep I just take one look at him and he gives me this look like he's something I really want to lean over and tell that fucker '' hey mother fucker this ain't high school those people in the office who you kissed ass to are not going to fucking help you now this is the real world and if you keep mean mugging me im going to stick a size 12 combat boot strait up your fucking abercrombe ass!!!''
aaahhhh shit lets see what else got some fire works bought a shit load of comic books and got some leopard skin seat covers for the war wagon pretty fucking classy huh