To once again drag out one of my best used phrases ... Holy fucking hell man ...
I am continually spoiled by the amount of affection, friendship and all around coolness I receive by being active on this site. You are all fucking amazing .. ya hear me!!! Yeah even you .. the guy with the jizzy hands, hard-on and big freaking smile in the back.
Now .... I am a bad bad girl. Yes I'm off to spank myself as soon as I finish typing this. However I need to get a few things out first ... oooooh ... here it comes ...
Seska Says:
- Yes I steal panties for fun. Just cause I'm broke doesn't mean I should stop wearing fabuuuuulous undies. Ladies .. lock up your drawers (ha ha - I made a pun).
- I am a compulsive liar. Don't believe me? Would a liar lie about lying???????
- I am currently working on a novel, documentary and several short magazine submissions. If anyone expresses any interest perhaps I will post snippets here?
- The idea of becoming a farmer is appealing to me more and more every day. Fuck the corporate world beeeeeyotch!!!!
- Fucking banks suck ... you need money to borrow money .. huh?
And lastly ... the Swine of the Month is a three-way tie ..... congrats to Bush, Harper and Berlusconi for showing us that facism is alive and well in the 21st Century. Yeeehaw motherfuckers .. yeehaw.
I am continually spoiled by the amount of affection, friendship and all around coolness I receive by being active on this site. You are all fucking amazing .. ya hear me!!! Yeah even you .. the guy with the jizzy hands, hard-on and big freaking smile in the back.
Now .... I am a bad bad girl. Yes I'm off to spank myself as soon as I finish typing this. However I need to get a few things out first ... oooooh ... here it comes ...
Seska Says:
- Yes I steal panties for fun. Just cause I'm broke doesn't mean I should stop wearing fabuuuuulous undies. Ladies .. lock up your drawers (ha ha - I made a pun).
- I am a compulsive liar. Don't believe me? Would a liar lie about lying???????
- I am currently working on a novel, documentary and several short magazine submissions. If anyone expresses any interest perhaps I will post snippets here?
- The idea of becoming a farmer is appealing to me more and more every day. Fuck the corporate world beeeeeyotch!!!!
- Fucking banks suck ... you need money to borrow money .. huh?
And lastly ... the Swine of the Month is a three-way tie ..... congrats to Bush, Harper and Berlusconi for showing us that facism is alive and well in the 21st Century. Yeeehaw motherfuckers .. yeehaw.
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Enjoy... Appropriately titled:Asshole
Yes, a search of the word asshole in Google brings this up. Yes, I know Google is evil.
ha ha ha! the rest of the post rockes my socks off as well (you wont steal those too will you?)
lets sneek into the White house and do a set their...its not like Bush will notice, he's always on vacation. Besides it about time SOMETHING truthfull was revealed there!