"So... you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light of day until I was already a man, and by then IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLINDING!"
And soon after...
"Ah, yes! I was wondering what would break first! Your spirit... OR YOUR BODY!" . . . *KKRRACK*, as Bane breaks the Bat's back.
I had... a very “eventful” evening tonight. I wish I could say more, but it’s probably in my best interest if I don’t.
Suffice to say, if I’d been able to take a picture earlier this evening, it would’ve been stellar. Because I don’t think my heart has ever raced faster in my life. Then again, it would have been overly brash and bold to post said picture, despite my innocence.
And I do feel like a tease right now, so I apologize for that. I very nearly got into trouble for something I did not do, so I feel happy and justified that nothing came of it.
Because of this, I’m laughing to myself, and someday I’ll talk about it with my cousin’s kids or something.
Further in my defense, I’d only had one beer: practically nothing. Despite that, I realize now more than ever that I need a partner – girlfriend, if you like – someone in whom I can confide. Because though I’m more than able to keep this sort of thing to myself until the day I pass from this realm to the next...
It’d be just a smidge more fun to share it.
It’s far beyond irony tonight to say that my female snakes, in particular, brought me due exoneration.
Because it kind of came down to one police officer –- who rightfully trusted me –- with whom I’d spoken to a week earlier with Medusa around my neck. And now I feel like I have a friend in the department.
. . .
So, alright, I will say only this: I was surrounded by at least six or seven black&white’s tonight, and at least eight cops.
You know near the end of “Observe And Report” where Ronnie –- utterly on his own -- has an entire cadre of police officers, all with their intimidating attention fixed solely on him?
It was kind of like that.
That’s right, motherfucker: I know how to party. And I think my balls just doubled in size.
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