Quite possibly because people actually remembered my birthday this year! 
shocker I know! One of my favorite peoples, hvymetal, even sent me the most adorable fucking shoes off my wishlist because he's so freakin awesome!
I suppose I could also give the unseasonably warm weather (for Ohio anyway) a little credit for my good mood. I've been spending my afternoons outside even if it's just relaxin reading a book or watching the prisoners... yeah, interesting fact: my house borders prison farm property and the "good conduct" guys get to come down to the farm every day and work. Comforting, let me tell ya.... NOT sooo much.
Here I go beating the proverbial dead horse: the fucking eclipse that I've been trying to get rid of didn't sell 
So you get to read about it AGAIN. Come on people.... for fuck's sake, help me out here... this thing's GOT TO GO!!!! I'd fix it and drive it my damn self if my ex wasn't a fucking psychotic asshole with an anger issue. I had to hide the fucking car from him. I can't even keep it on my property while I wait to sell it let alone drive it! As much as I'd like to... not gonna happen. So, spread the word. eBay Motors listing: '99 Mitsu Eclipse
The last lil bit of biznassss... the WHORE Princess Kitty Kali's THIRD litter of kittens for 2008 are about ready to go and this was by far the cutest damn litter of them all. Who can resist FREE PUSSY?!? LOL
xoxoxo
<3 Thank you all for the birthday comments I've already received! 
Happy birthday!