Squiggly Line
By: Stewie Griffin
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
If you call me you'll hear that bit of prose as my ringback tone.
*imagine the following in Stewie's voice for effect*
Stewie is a genious and should be the next president of the United States of America. Yes. Yes, that's right. STEWART GILLIGAN GRIFFIN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
By: Stewie Griffin
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
If you call me you'll hear that bit of prose as my ringback tone.
*imagine the following in Stewie's voice for effect*
Stewie is a genious and should be the next president of the United States of America. Yes. Yes, that's right. STEWART GILLIGAN GRIFFIN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
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Well I have actually but at a friends house after drinking a gallons worth of beer.
I don't remember much of that.