I'm so bored.
I'm watching this cop try to catch a loose dog on Animal Planet. Poor Doggie.
I think its time for a new Things Not To Do When You're Drunk List:
*Don't check messages cus you know you're not gonna remember who called or what they said.
*Don't eat a Big Mac and ten Chicken Nuggets.
*Don't take the dog to the park and make her go down the slide. (she likes it though)
*Don't call your recovering alcoholic best friend in LA and tell her how wasted you are.
*I must say it over and over, DO NOT TAKE THE GREEN PILL!
*Don't climb trees.
*Don't hang out your window and ask the prostitutes across the street to "Come over and have a drink."
OK, that's good for now.
I'm watching this cop try to catch a loose dog on Animal Planet. Poor Doggie.
I think its time for a new Things Not To Do When You're Drunk List:
*Don't check messages cus you know you're not gonna remember who called or what they said.
*Don't eat a Big Mac and ten Chicken Nuggets.
*Don't take the dog to the park and make her go down the slide. (she likes it though)
*Don't call your recovering alcoholic best friend in LA and tell her how wasted you are.
*I must say it over and over, DO NOT TAKE THE GREEN PILL!
*Don't climb trees.
*Don't hang out your window and ask the prostitutes across the street to "Come over and have a drink."
OK, that's good for now.
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[Edited on Jun 11, 2005 5:16PM]
I hope this list isn't based on experience.