God I love Sundays 
So I'm pretty sure I don't look like a hooker. Most of the time I'm in my sweatpants. But for some reason every time I'm walking down my street some jackass has to pull over and honk like I'm just gonna hop on in. I just want to scream"I am not a hooker!" People amaze me with their stupidity.
My doggie looks like a kangaroo when she's tearing apart a Pabst box.
So I'm pretty sure I don't look like a hooker. Most of the time I'm in my sweatpants. But for some reason every time I'm walking down my street some jackass has to pull over and honk like I'm just gonna hop on in. I just want to scream"I am not a hooker!" People amaze me with their stupidity.
My doggie looks like a kangaroo when she's tearing apart a Pabst box.
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toneski:
p.s. you've just reminded of a song by the Coup when I was looking at your faves... I can't remember the name, but the song starts out as rich people who claim they can impersonate rappers... Big Cats, Bigga Fish maybe? I loved that fucking tape, I need to find that again.
killerspike:
You definitely DO NOT look like a hooker, although your doggie may look like a kangaroo while tearing up a Pabst box. 
Oh and sweatpants are a turn on you know. 
Oh and sweatpants are a turn on you know.