ok, its time for some changes in my life:
*I will not be all "Oh sorry, was I in your way," when some asshole gets way up on my ass when I'm driving. I'm already going 10 fuckin miles over the speed limit. You can wait dammit.
*I'm just going to eliminate "sorry" altogether from my vocabulary. Not like the "Sorry I ran over your foot with the lawnmower" but the "sorry, I'm just being stupid" and the "I'm retarded, sorry" and the "oops, sorry" when I run into people on the street. I'm retarded, stupid, and sometimes I have horrible depth perception. Deal with it!
Oh yea, and I pick my nose when no one is looking. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT!
*I will not be all "Oh sorry, was I in your way," when some asshole gets way up on my ass when I'm driving. I'm already going 10 fuckin miles over the speed limit. You can wait dammit.
*I'm just going to eliminate "sorry" altogether from my vocabulary. Not like the "Sorry I ran over your foot with the lawnmower" but the "sorry, I'm just being stupid" and the "I'm retarded, sorry" and the "oops, sorry" when I run into people on the street. I'm retarded, stupid, and sometimes I have horrible depth perception. Deal with it!
Oh yea, and I pick my nose when no one is looking. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT!
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haha oh wow, we DO almost have the same birthday. Chances are I should have come out the same day as you, but overslept or something.. knowing me.
my boy and i get caught into a loop where that word just keeps slipping out, and it get's annoying because it's almost meaningless. stroke it from your everyday language!
that's ok, as long as you don't wipe them on door knobs or anything like that.