serendipity

Ladies and Gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts and bring your seatbacks and tray tables to their upright and locked position. We have arrived at our destination.

I am fully and completely single.

Edited to protect the integrity of my journal...er something....

I would say that I'm going to go on a fling-fest, fucking everything in sight, but London and Erica totally ruined sex for me. Now when I think about sex, their faces pop into my head and start yelling HERPES!!!GENITAL WARTS!!!! at me. I may never be able to have sex again. Thanks Bitches!!!!!

I danced for amateur hour at Dantes last night and made 70 dollars. Some guy gave me a fifty. Yea, A FIFTY!
Yo Patrick, thanks for the fity, I probably won't call you though. Sorry. See ya next Sunday. Bring g-stacks please.

I don't make that much money when I plan something and am scheduled to perform. Maybe I'll just be an "amateur" from now on.

I had so much fun last night with all you PDXers. I love you guys. And that was good lookin out, but no worries, I did nothing that I regret.

Thank you to everyone that has left me kind words and support. I really appreciate it. Its been a rough month, but things are lookin up. I'm graduating in a couple weeks and I'm ready for my new life.

Hope is a beautiful thing.



If I could hump on this man's leg for 30 seconds I would die a happy woman.