Have you ever realized something funny about yourself? After 32 years, I just realized I have a freckle (maybe 2 or 3 even) smack on my ass. I guess I don't see my backside that often so it isn't that surprising and I do have some freckles.... but it still made me laugh.... Wow I have a freckle on my ass!
So, it's 12:30 and I cannot sleep... no way, no how.
I keep getting texted from Dr. Booty Call who wants to tell me about his date tonight. He is so weird. Well, not really... maybe it's me
I don't want to hear about his date.... we aren't friends. And I'm not sure what his motive is in telling me..... and trust me, he has a motive. I think he's trying to annoy me and that annoys me. Plus, how can I continue to think I am the center of the world if I talk to him about his dating life?
Methinks I overthink everything too much. Sigh...... that is my curse.... and probably why I can never get to sleep.
It looks as if it may rain this weekend, which means Mother Nature could ruin my luau! I will cry and cry and cry.... I finally went and got some tiki torches.... We're having this at my friend Kym's house because she is so wonderful and has a huge yard. On Saturday, we're going to brunch and then getting pedicures..... finally..... I know that is so unimportant to anyone else but my feet have needed it since working all last weekend. Wow... I just realized I'm going on day 10 in a row of working. No wonder my body clock is all fucked up... I can't sleep at night, don't want to wake up in the morning...
I will end this on a high note because I just heard the greatest quote on tv:
Random guy: "You're not too old for a spanking."
Random girl: "I hope I never am."
Going to bed with my pup and a book.
kisses
So, it's 12:30 and I cannot sleep... no way, no how.
I keep getting texted from Dr. Booty Call who wants to tell me about his date tonight. He is so weird. Well, not really... maybe it's me


Methinks I overthink everything too much. Sigh...... that is my curse.... and probably why I can never get to sleep.
It looks as if it may rain this weekend, which means Mother Nature could ruin my luau! I will cry and cry and cry.... I finally went and got some tiki torches.... We're having this at my friend Kym's house because she is so wonderful and has a huge yard. On Saturday, we're going to brunch and then getting pedicures..... finally..... I know that is so unimportant to anyone else but my feet have needed it since working all last weekend. Wow... I just realized I'm going on day 10 in a row of working. No wonder my body clock is all fucked up... I can't sleep at night, don't want to wake up in the morning...
I will end this on a high note because I just heard the greatest quote on tv:
Random guy: "You're not too old for a spanking."
Random girl: "I hope I never am."
Going to bed with my pup and a book.
kisses
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roguesqd:
Ohhh, and guess who had some toys delivered today...wheeeeee!


roguesqd:
I get the remote...of course
