I GOT THE BEST ASS WHOOPIN EVER.
I was at my bro Esteban's place, really smashed.... and we decided to go to Andrew's apartment, so we walk outside, and we had to walk down a steep, grass hill to get to his car.
Estaban goes "I like to slide down this hill with my shoes" and starts sliding down the grassy hill, I go "be careful bro..."
Two seconds later Esteban slips, falls and painfully rolls down the hill and smashes into his truck, his beer spilt all over his face and hans.
"dude are u ok??" I say, and he sais "I'm good, u should just take the stairs over there..." but I was already half way down the hill.... In high healed boots!!!1
Suddenly I face straight on my ass, and roll down the hill hardcore, and smash into his truck face first.
We both sat there painfully mumbing for about 30 seconds and then just started cracking up. My knees were shredded and my right middle finger felt like it just rotated 360 degrees. IT WAS AWESOME. And totally worth it!
So today I wake up, can't move my legs much, and my middle finger is blue and purple. I suspect it is broken, because I can't move it and the discoloring in my skin suggests that it is no bueno.Whatever though, I'm ok with it and it will feel much better when I go see a doctor tomoro!
I was at my bro Esteban's place, really smashed.... and we decided to go to Andrew's apartment, so we walk outside, and we had to walk down a steep, grass hill to get to his car.
Estaban goes "I like to slide down this hill with my shoes" and starts sliding down the grassy hill, I go "be careful bro..."
Two seconds later Esteban slips, falls and painfully rolls down the hill and smashes into his truck, his beer spilt all over his face and hans.
"dude are u ok??" I say, and he sais "I'm good, u should just take the stairs over there..." but I was already half way down the hill.... In high healed boots!!!1
Suddenly I face straight on my ass, and roll down the hill hardcore, and smash into his truck face first.
We both sat there painfully mumbing for about 30 seconds and then just started cracking up. My knees were shredded and my right middle finger felt like it just rotated 360 degrees. IT WAS AWESOME. And totally worth it!
So today I wake up, can't move my legs much, and my middle finger is blue and purple. I suspect it is broken, because I can't move it and the discoloring in my skin suggests that it is no bueno.Whatever though, I'm ok with it and it will feel much better when I go see a doctor tomoro!
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angelica:
Hi, honey... 
towelb0y:
parked cars can be the most dangerous ones sometimes. my brother lost all his front teeth to one.