HHHHHHHHhhh. So I kind of feel like a whore for hooking up with four different girls last night... at the same time. But what really sucked was waking up with hickies on my neck from three of them. I tried to hide my battle scars when I went to work, but it just didn't work out so well. So now I'm sitting on my bed and twirling cold spoons on these babies, in the hopes that they will go away.
argene:
Lucky girl!
fatality:
Jealous!