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Funny.

If a certain person on here knows who Mr. Tobin is, he's a dick. He won the 50/50 tonight and didn't tip us, and still managed to complain the entire night and be a fucktard.

Jerkoff: "What the hell you pouring me Tropicana for? Don't you have any Ocean Spray?"
Me: "No, I don't know, sorry...I don't order it. But everyone else likes it better..."
Assface McGillicuddy: "It's not better, it just has more sugar in it and less cranberry juice!"
Me: "Oh...okay...well, here's your drink."

Fun fun.

I got an actual pat on the back today. From...the hottest member...ev-er. He wears Ben Sherman and he's insanely pretty, so I call him Pretty. Do you know who I'm talkin' bout, Willis? (That's you, Skywalker.)

Best pat on the back since gold star sticker days in grade 2.