I had a fun weekend...on Friday I got my hair cut by Jessica. I parked my car at this garage in Kensington Market and instead of P1, P2, P3, etc., the floors were named after food products. I parked on the cheese floor, obviously.
Later I saw Gwen Stefani and it was A-O-Tay! I love that woman soooo sooooooooooo much. I drooled a lot.
Saturday I went to this Umbra factory sale, which apparently people line up for for like 12 hrs in advance...I did not, but still suffered in the cold for way longer than I would have liked. Inside, I completed my mission to get an Oh chair, but not before I tested it for comfort. After all, it's called an Oh chair because of "what one says when they sit in it". So I sat in the one that was beside the huge stack of other Oh chairs...and, well...I guess the reason it wasn't stacked was because it had THREE LEGS...so this panda topples backwards in super slow-mo...OH the humanity! OH the embarrassment! OH shit this coat is dry clean only and I'm on my back on the floor of a warehouse! BALLS! So I quickly stand up, and of COURSE this hot dude is standing there grinning...and he says, "I guess that one's on sale!" Ba-dum-bum-CHING!
Later I hit up my friend Kiley's surprise birthday, which was held on a limo bus complete with leather, unlimited alcohol, a bathroom for all the drunken idiots (me!) and a Bob Marley DVD playing on the flat screen TV. The bus dropped us off at Brant House, but apparently two NHL teams bumped us off the guest list, so we partied at West instead. Jenny and Mike and Danny came by for a bit, and then I was chauffered to Jeff's, where I promptly slipped on black ice and fell on my ass again when I got off the fancy bus. What a douche I am.
Also, if you didn't know, I'm extremely poor right now. Send me money on Paypal if you're my friend. Thanks kids.
Later I saw Gwen Stefani and it was A-O-Tay! I love that woman soooo sooooooooooo much. I drooled a lot.
Saturday I went to this Umbra factory sale, which apparently people line up for for like 12 hrs in advance...I did not, but still suffered in the cold for way longer than I would have liked. Inside, I completed my mission to get an Oh chair, but not before I tested it for comfort. After all, it's called an Oh chair because of "what one says when they sit in it". So I sat in the one that was beside the huge stack of other Oh chairs...and, well...I guess the reason it wasn't stacked was because it had THREE LEGS...so this panda topples backwards in super slow-mo...OH the humanity! OH the embarrassment! OH shit this coat is dry clean only and I'm on my back on the floor of a warehouse! BALLS! So I quickly stand up, and of COURSE this hot dude is standing there grinning...and he says, "I guess that one's on sale!" Ba-dum-bum-CHING!
Later I hit up my friend Kiley's surprise birthday, which was held on a limo bus complete with leather, unlimited alcohol, a bathroom for all the drunken idiots (me!) and a Bob Marley DVD playing on the flat screen TV. The bus dropped us off at Brant House, but apparently two NHL teams bumped us off the guest list, so we partied at West instead. Jenny and Mike and Danny came by for a bit, and then I was chauffered to Jeff's, where I promptly slipped on black ice and fell on my ass again when I got off the fancy bus. What a douche I am.
Also, if you didn't know, I'm extremely poor right now. Send me money on Paypal if you're my friend. Thanks kids.
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You are prettier in person, tell that to Vanessa. You and Vanessa should have a licking cooch contest. I offer my services as a ref.
gah, tonight, poor party, staring us.