septembre

Rosscoe and I invented a nice new game today whilst queuing for the cloakroom at a club. It is yet to have an official name but its working title is "Battle of the Crap 'Musicians'".

Its premise is simple, yet fun and competitive.

To begin, name your opponent(s) as a crap musician. Your opponent(s) then retorts with the name of a musician whom they believe to be equally or even more crap as the name which you attacked with.

A quick example:

Lee: "You are Jacoby Shaddix formerly known as Coby Dick of Papa Roach fame."
Ross: "Ouch! You are Jimmy Nail! Shazaam!"
Lee: "Ooh body blow! You are Big Brother Series One's bald idiot Nicola! Yeah take that you massive box of whores!"
Ross: "You are DJ Otzi! Take it like a bitch!"
Lee: "You are Robson and Jerome!"
Ross: "I submit! You are truly superior at naming shit people from the world of music and you have earned my undying respect."



Take this gift and use it wisely.