sentri

There are mice having sex under my bed. The noises are somewhat distracting, but I don't want to interrupt. That would just be rude. Plus, it's the first and most action my bed has ever seen, and I feel a new bed should witness something that might require euphemisms, at least within the first year. I haven't been fulfilling that obligation, so it's only fair to let the rodents fuck.

*Chuckles* There's really no way that this isn't funny.