Vanna White has the easiest job
Pat Sajak always seems like he is on Valium
And the contestants are dumbasses...
Barker's Beauties are hoe-bags with nice smiles
Bob Barker is obssessed with chopping off your pets' nuts
and the contestants are dumbasses...
Alex Trebek acts like he knows the answer to every question
and the contestants are the nerds who would ask for homework on the weekend.
PS...Chuck Woolery on Scrabble and Love Connection was the best host ever.
Got any suggestions or anything to add?
Pat Sajak always seems like he is on Valium
And the contestants are dumbasses...
Barker's Beauties are hoe-bags with nice smiles
Bob Barker is obssessed with chopping off your pets' nuts
and the contestants are dumbasses...
Alex Trebek acts like he knows the answer to every question
and the contestants are the nerds who would ask for homework on the weekend.
PS...Chuck Woolery on Scrabble and Love Connection was the best host ever.
Got any suggestions or anything to add?
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racheljane:
i liked Woolery but c'mon...Alex Trebek is the shit. i have a major crush on the man
racheljane:
i'll take em all! my favorite is when he starts the shows w/o his glasses on and slips them on halfway thru....swoon