sensoryoverload

Ironic...

Ironic like a chicken omelette.

Ironic like how Batman cant fly or see at night.

Ironic like Ron Jeremy.

Ironic like small dogs named Killer.

Ironic like bouncers named Tiny.

Ironic like ZZ Top's drummer, Frank Beard, being the only clean shaven member of the band.

Ironic like how Alanis Morrisette's song had no real examples of irony.

Ironic like how she thought she was giving examples of irony, but in reality, misinterpreted the definition.

Ironic like the length of the word "abbreviation."

Ironic like laughing when someone falls but empathetic if they are injured.

Those are just the ones I came up with now...maybe I'll think of more later...