Is it wrong to steal a stroller at Disneyland?
Is it wrong to hang out by the bumper cars and brag to the kids about your drivers license?
Well I just got back from Disneyland...and I feel ridiculous.
And it was a good call to refer to some perscription medication for today. Got me thru those times I felt like strangling the life out of a kid in public, in broad daylight.
Wearing red tinted aviators in broad daylight for hours and hours was a bad call. My vision is really warped now.
How come kids 1/4 your size, always end up being in your way. They should be linemen in the NFL.
Eating Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bars looks like your biting the head off a rat.
Walt Disney is a bastard.
Is it wrong to hang out by the bumper cars and brag to the kids about your drivers license?
Well I just got back from Disneyland...and I feel ridiculous.
And it was a good call to refer to some perscription medication for today. Got me thru those times I felt like strangling the life out of a kid in public, in broad daylight.
Wearing red tinted aviators in broad daylight for hours and hours was a bad call. My vision is really warped now.
How come kids 1/4 your size, always end up being in your way. They should be linemen in the NFL.
Eating Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bars looks like your biting the head off a rat.
Walt Disney is a bastard.
racheljane:
ahh, i almost feel like i was there 