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dear puppy, why are you so cute? let loose on the cuteness and add some intelligence and u wont run into everything and bump ur head. love ur pal josh

puppies dont like needles. but they love to shit on my carpet.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you need a have a silencer attached?

I really am catholic... And I'm not ashamed of it. One time a guy told a perverted catholic priest joke without knowing I was Catholic. He asked if I took offense. I said, "No, why would I need offense? I don't even have a yard."

I sleep poorely cause...
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My puppy has her own song now.. Remember the band Paw? That song Jessie? Yea thats my jessiegirls theme song now.. Booya How ya like me Now.....?

I wonder if I fed my puppy a bunch of string if when he digest it and when i took him outside to poo if the string would turn over and have lil loops so that i can easily pic up after his mess hahaha like poo handles. this way i dont have to waste so much napkins. and dont have to buy a pooperscooper....
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Yea so today I payed a midget hooker Eight dollars, to go up on me.

ok i slept allllllllll day cause im lazy

anyone down to hang out with me today.. go painting or something..anything anyone its sunday you aint got shit to do so lets kick it.

10 things that will put you on my shitlist.

1. When you say "I'll call you right back" That doesnt mean I get up and leave my house, I sit and wait for the fucken phone to ring because when you say right back to me I understand it as within the next 5 minutes. Not 3 days later.
2. I hate it when someone...
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Puppies are the devil...sometimes.