The Beach: Part Deux
So I go back to the previously mentioned beach today with a friend Julie who just moved here...many of you know this cunt bag I am sure. I use that term with all sincerity. She's my favorite cunt bag at the moment.
As we finish getting things out of the trunk we see a seemingly helpless girl trying to open the trunk of her new, still without tags, silver Ferrari 360 Spyder convertible. Later we realize this is Brittney Spears and her dirty ass new fiance with one of his scraggly friends in tow. It was really interesting to see her plopped right down in the middle of a busy beach, on a summer weekday, without being noticed by the other beachgoers. Mind you she had sunglasses and a pink hat but still, to think all the douchebags frollicking around in their speedos for some lame commerical that was filming nearby would have shit their panties to talk to her (ie: front on her). It was great that she was so incognito and could have a fun day at the beach just like we or anyone else could.
Julie saw her first official California dolphins jumping and playing in the water nearby. She also saw this dreadlock hippie girl's tits as she approached us to offer Julie the use of a trash bag for her McDonald's bag. The favor was returned not long afterwards when Julie and I were sitting in the surf chatting about life, love and Leo DiCaprio. A wave came in and spun Julie around where she sat, tipped and rolled her ass like a mexican blunt, and as she managed to raise her upper body above the water, a single lone tit, doing it's best Lee Harvey Oswald impression, gently poked completely out of her top. This last part may not be 100% accurate, based purely on memory, but I am reasonably confident it waved to me.
Later, a wave splashed up over her and pulled her top down so I could officially greet the twins.
I never really had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12, hell, does anybody? Oh wait, that was the last line from "Stand By Me", sorry.
So I go back to the previously mentioned beach today with a friend Julie who just moved here...many of you know this cunt bag I am sure. I use that term with all sincerity. She's my favorite cunt bag at the moment.
As we finish getting things out of the trunk we see a seemingly helpless girl trying to open the trunk of her new, still without tags, silver Ferrari 360 Spyder convertible. Later we realize this is Brittney Spears and her dirty ass new fiance with one of his scraggly friends in tow. It was really interesting to see her plopped right down in the middle of a busy beach, on a summer weekday, without being noticed by the other beachgoers. Mind you she had sunglasses and a pink hat but still, to think all the douchebags frollicking around in their speedos for some lame commerical that was filming nearby would have shit their panties to talk to her (ie: front on her). It was great that she was so incognito and could have a fun day at the beach just like we or anyone else could.
Julie saw her first official California dolphins jumping and playing in the water nearby. She also saw this dreadlock hippie girl's tits as she approached us to offer Julie the use of a trash bag for her McDonald's bag. The favor was returned not long afterwards when Julie and I were sitting in the surf chatting about life, love and Leo DiCaprio. A wave came in and spun Julie around where she sat, tipped and rolled her ass like a mexican blunt, and as she managed to raise her upper body above the water, a single lone tit, doing it's best Lee Harvey Oswald impression, gently poked completely out of her top. This last part may not be 100% accurate, based purely on memory, but I am reasonably confident it waved to me.
Later, a wave splashed up over her and pulled her top down so I could officially greet the twins.
I never really had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12, hell, does anybody? Oh wait, that was the last line from "Stand By Me", sorry.
haha im heading to the beach now
but i highly doubt i'll see anyone famous