st like in the movies...
So when I first moved to California and into my neighborhood I loved it because it looked exactly like "Anytown, USA" I had seen in all those Disney movies. I always try to live my life like it's a movie, but until now it had been the sort that involves lots of guns and even more drugs. More importantly, I required a sidekick who could drive a stick shift and fire an automatic weapon while drinking a Guinness. Since arriving in The Golden State I have mellowed a bit, and find myself in need of revamping my "movie life" into that of an 80's movie for this Fall.
I will need a new character to serve as my foil, someone who hopefully has a foreign exchange student living with them. I would prefer if your parents have a very expensive or rare automobile that makes for an excellent example to sneak out while they are on a vacation without you. We will add about 1,200 miles to it in one weekend and bring it back with severe body damage and perhaps missing a door. If you plan to apply for this position you will need to be more than a sidekick, but the theortetical unrequited love interest. I don't need any actual emotional involvement or sex since this is just a movie and I do get enough at home, but you do have to be able to twist my head so much that I find myself on your lawn one night standing in the rain holding a big silver stereo high above my head playing Tears for Fears. Your father will wake up, yell at me to leave but I will remain there with tears streaking down my face until you come downstairs and we embrace in the yard. We will remain there for a moment, both of us laughing and wet. We walk off hand in hand while your Mother looks up at your Dad's swollen red face in disbelief.
Credits roll...
So when I first moved to California and into my neighborhood I loved it because it looked exactly like "Anytown, USA" I had seen in all those Disney movies. I always try to live my life like it's a movie, but until now it had been the sort that involves lots of guns and even more drugs. More importantly, I required a sidekick who could drive a stick shift and fire an automatic weapon while drinking a Guinness. Since arriving in The Golden State I have mellowed a bit, and find myself in need of revamping my "movie life" into that of an 80's movie for this Fall.
I will need a new character to serve as my foil, someone who hopefully has a foreign exchange student living with them. I would prefer if your parents have a very expensive or rare automobile that makes for an excellent example to sneak out while they are on a vacation without you. We will add about 1,200 miles to it in one weekend and bring it back with severe body damage and perhaps missing a door. If you plan to apply for this position you will need to be more than a sidekick, but the theortetical unrequited love interest. I don't need any actual emotional involvement or sex since this is just a movie and I do get enough at home, but you do have to be able to twist my head so much that I find myself on your lawn one night standing in the rain holding a big silver stereo high above my head playing Tears for Fears. Your father will wake up, yell at me to leave but I will remain there with tears streaking down my face until you come downstairs and we embrace in the yard. We will remain there for a moment, both of us laughing and wet. We walk off hand in hand while your Mother looks up at your Dad's swollen red face in disbelief.
Credits roll...
Oh yeah and she has great tits.