Today I hold my own personal record of the most updates in one day. I will celebrate my victory against myself with a victorious 6 pack of new castle brown ale and a pack of smokes. The victory parade and speech will be given this evening by me down the block at the 711 where I shall purchase my prizes mentioned above from the one man audience that will ring up my items while i thank him for everything and proceed on back to the dwelling of where it all started and try once again to beat my record.

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I like you and your fur. You are cute but not TOO cute in the squidgy I want to crush your little neck kind of way.
Love Pixen
Dear semeone,
I like you almost as much as I like monkeys.
Love,
Pixen.
I meeting a rockstar for lunch today. That's how fucking cool I am.