Monday Jul 04, 2005

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dear updates, I regret to inform you that i dont have anything worth wild to type to you this afternoon. I would like to apologize for my delay and while I hope that something exciting happens each and everyday to me, enabling me to to write you such great fables, well they dont so, I will continue to ramble these shanigans just to fullfill pieces...
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Sunday Jul 03, 2005

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Hey all, now you all know that I refuse to take shit from anyone. I dont like when people try to be all corrective and think there so fucking smart for pointing out some fucking typing/grammatical error that I may have used. Fuck them for that. I dont walk around town pointing at midgets and down syndrome children and tell them to go work in...
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pixen:
Shuttup and go check out my nudie pics. tongue

[Edited on Jul 04, 2005 2:36PM]

Saturday Jul 02, 2005

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What the fuck is wrong with every person I know..? I dont understand. Why can anyone communicate and follow through with the shit they say.. Im sick and fucken tired of being told one thing and then they do something else. It fucking erks me. Ive even gone to extreme lengths to make people tell me twice what there going to do and made them...
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ifonlyforever:
jesus fucking christ. that's what I thought the word used to mean too. I wasn't trying to be a bitch, but I'll leave you the fuck alone and delete you from my friends list. sorry.

[Edited on Jul 03, 2005 12:04PM]
semeone:
fuck your friends list as well

Friday Jul 01, 2005

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102 degrees outside ITS SO HOT Im ready to get naked sit in a tub full of ice water with a pretty girl any takers?
ifonlyforever:
me!

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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an exgirlfriend called me today.. one of the ones that just got away somehow. she sounded good. i missed her. hopefully we can be friends again. i never understood why we broke up. something to do with a joke about escorts in vegas. never happened. and when i said it we were both laughing. but i guess she thought about it to much and lost...
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semeone:
yea ok..i would die if i waited any longer.. and besides that you get yours like everyday.
soporific:
I always found it strange but yet very charming how after a few months, after everything has fizzled down, ex's can sit down and talk like really good friends, even laugh at things they'd fought over. Beauty.

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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dear mother nature,
I first and foremost would like to say fuck you for being such a moody bitch. Why is it that during the day its 145 degrees outside then at nighttime its 4 below. I dont like your moodswings and drastic changes so much and Im pleading for you to quit it before I take another action and pack up and move again....
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semeone:
PS. Do you mind doing a favor and make it rain right this instant to cool down this sweltering heat that you dawn upon us? Yours truely Just Josh

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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dear puppy, why are you so cute? let loose on the cuteness and add some intelligence and u wont run into everything and bump ur head. love ur pal josh
pixen:
dear josh,

i just get so excited by my own cuteness that i forget to coordinate my limbs.

I know you love me anyway.

Love,

Puppy

Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you need a have a silencer attached?

I really am catholic... And I'm not ashamed of it. One time a guy told a perverted catholic priest joke without knowing I was Catholic. He asked if I took offense. I said, "No, why would I need offense? I don't even have a yard."

I sleep poorely cause...
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Monday Jun 27, 2005

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My puppy has her own song now.. Remember the band Paw? That song Jessie? Yea thats my jessiegirls theme song now.. Booya How ya like me Now.....? EL SUICIDO LOCO
saida:
you love your puppy smile
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