Wednesday Dec 14, 2011

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I have decided, after spending hours looking at youarenotaphotographer.com and modelmayhemmishaps.tumblr.com (and laughing my ass off!!!) that I'm going to start my own tumblr page. biggrin
My page is going to be dedicated to all the creepers, fauxtographers and douche bags that are posting casting calls on places like model mayhem. Not only do I think it'll be pretty damn funny to read more (than I already have), but I'd also like to share them with other people, especially models as a word of warning...something like "if you see this, run!"

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

For example, I found this gem earlier today:

This casting call is for people interested in nude portraiture only so if you are not willing to be fully nude in front of a camera then do not inquire about this shoot.
I have only ever done one "nude" shoot in the past, and it was very successful and is one of my most compelling works (in my opinion), it also was a great opportunity to push my own boundaries in terms of maintaining professionalism. I feel as if I am at a certain level now with my art that I can start to venture into the world of vulnerability; being literally exposed in multiple ways. This shoot is based around one simple premise "Nature", while that is VERY broad, it is meant to be flexible in order to leave room for creativity and speculation. Here is the general outline I have came up with so far:
Concept: Being nude within a natural setting.
Location: Forest or a Mountain.
Hair: Natural to the model
Make up: Light touch-up work if needed.
I have some new criteria for people wanting to work with me:
1) The model must be able to meet in person at least 3 days in advance to when the shoot is scheduled to discuss semantics and details
2) Model must be at least 18 years of age
3) Model must have reliable transportation
4) Model must have a decently flexible schedule.

If you meet this criteria and are interested in getting some free, high quality images for your portfolio then text or call me at 253-XXX-XXXX. I will NOT discuss details of this project over Model Mayhem, there are too many flakey people and spam mail.

Notice how this guy actually admitted that his one and ONLY nude shot really TESTED HIS ABILITY TO STAY PROFESSIONALl! eeekeeekeeek Yea, his pictures will look great considering they were taken with just one hand...because the other was busy touching himself. puke




Now I just need to think of a name for my page...Some ideas that myself and Handsome_Jack have come up with so far: Scumbag Casting Calls, Pervs with Cameras, Scumbag Fauxtographers... (he really like the word "scumbag" biggrin)
Anyone else have some ideas that I can solicit for free? tongue
kiss Selene

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madelene:
hello beautiful thank you for the love!
ginicolorful:
The thing aboit him is that he always missed our dates, and when he wake up most of the times he didnt even say sorry. He always say that he loves me, he say that to everybody who listen, but i dont feel it.

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