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selene

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Sunday May 29, 2011

May 29, 2011
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Things about my retail job that are driving me fucking crazy! So I thought I'd share them with you biggrin

1) Stop trying to use your damn credit/debit card before I have even scanned your first item! It screws with my machine and if you're approving everything before you know what the charges are, how do you know I'm not ripping you off?! Just wait the 2 damn minutes until I'm done!

2) Do not wave shit in my face! Don't put your shopping list, products, your card or ID in my face...it's called personal space; how would you like it if I did it to you?! If I need to see whatever is in your hand I can see it from a few inches away and I'll ask, thanks!

3) Don't throw shit at me! There is no reason you can't nicely hand me your products or set them on the counter. And tossing money at me is just rude! Am I on a pole right now?! Then fuck off and stop treating me like a stripper!

4) Anything that has to do with your prepaid phone...I don't give a crap that you buy your minutes at my store because it makes me no money and wastes my time. You're not a "paying customer" and no, I'm not going to do it for you because you're too dumb or lazy to deal with your own account.

5) why the hell are you asking me if somewhere else has it cheaper?! Even if I did know, why the fuck would I lose money on a sale by telling you where else to go?!

6). Anyone who comes to the register and says "I'm in a hurry". Really? Well, I'm not, maybe you should've budgeted your time a little better today. Saying this will almost always result in me taking my sweet time because it tells me that you obviously think you're time is more important than mine, so important in fact, that it's ok to be rude.

7) Anyone who let's their little trolls (aka "children") run around being loud and destroying property; if you can't figure out how to keep control of a toddler then you have NO business having children!

There might be more, but these are the big ones...Sometimes I really hate people; I think I need to get out more! tongue
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