So I spent much of the last week working with
Sureality on his Super Duper Top-Secret project and all I wanna say about it for now is, thank you Mike I had a great time as always.
Okay on to my Ranting and Raving....
I was all ready to make a trip out to New York get my driver's license. Why New York and not Massachusetts? Well it has a lot to do with excise tax, and breaks down something like this...
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Sandwich - 2000 - 1986 Monte Carlo
Barnstable - 2000 - 1986 Monte Carlo
Sandwich - 2001 - 1986 Monte Carlo
Barnstable - 2001 - 1988 Cadilac & 00 Mercury Cougar
Barnstable - 2002 - 1988 Cadilac & 01 Grand Am
I have been arguing with two separate towns in Cape Cod about tax that I supposedly owe. The issues I have are simple.
Taxed in 2 separate towns for the same vehicle in 2000 (I did not live in Barnstable until 2001)
Taxed in 2 separate towns again in 2001 (I sold the monte carlo and moved to Barnstable)
Taxed for the Cougar (I only had the car for 6 days before the passengers side wheel fell the fuck off and I returned it to the dealership. They couldn't give me back the Cadillac so I got the Grand Am.)
Taxed for the Cadillac despite having traded it in.
Now I am assured by county clerks in both Sandwich and Barnstable that if i can prove these discrepancies i will not be held responsible for the $1300.00 plus dollars I allegedly owe and all I have to do is PAY THE FULL AMOUNT AND FILE FOR A REFUND ABATEMENT. then in 4 to 6 MONTHS I should receive a check for the difference.
So long story short I intend to Scam New York out of a driver's license until I scrape up the cash to throw away back on Cape Cod.
So this Scam requires me to have enough "Proof of ID" to qualify to get a NY ID, and I thought I was all set with my Passport and all...BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My passport says my name is Louise not Louis (take it easy on me here folks, last thing I wanna read now is Louise / Louis jokes. I'll give you something else to rag on me about) so now I have to pay for a NEW passport and wait for it to arrive OR pay extra to have it "rushed" to me.
sigh.......
fuck.......
As promised, Here is something to give me shit for
Me circa 1992.
Ill be talking and they just stop me, "wow, your fangs are amazing!"
louise does not want to dip her balls in it.