most fuck up night ever last night!
we start off at this pub. It was thier wing night so we figured hit that and then go downtown. The calgary Flames were palying NYC, and at this place the number of goals scored against the flames is the price of beer for the rest of the night.
They got a shut out, so 50 cent pints for the rest of the night. TROUBLE!
So I end up seeing a freind that lives in Salt Lake City now, and its been about a year since I last saw him. He says he has an early flight, so he wants to take it easy, and offers to drive us downtown in my car. This would prove to be a mistake.
So we get Down town to this place that was actually really bumpin for a monday night. So we just keep the ball rolling, drink after drink after drink (but I'm already fucked from the 50 cent pints)
anyways, I proceed to make a complete ass of my self with all the girls on the dance floor, and get so beyond drunk I don't know whats going on. The end of the night rolls around and I'm sitting on a table (yes a table) over looking the dance floor with a bigg glass of water, having a heart to heart with a friend. Finally we round up the guys and head to the car. Side note its -30 celcius out, just soooooooooo cold.
get to the car and Salt lake city boy is driving, but I haven't seen him all night and now hes all over the road. I'm pretty sure hes no good to drive at this piont.
so he takes this exit doing about 80, and the roads are so icey. We smoke the curb and get stuck in the ditch. So its minus 30 and were trying to push my car out of the ditch (its stuck in like a foot of snow)
Back on the road get to adams place, get out, and alll we hear is hissing from my now flat tire.
Salt lake city boy start going off about how he used to work at wall mart in the auto section, and he can change this real fast. Half an hour later were freezing and my car is fucked.
drove it today and it really feels shitty, hopfully its just the spare making it wierd. I'm just glad every one is alive. I hope I'm never in that situation agian.
next morning
head hurts
still pissed off
car is fucked
talking to my self on suiside girls
we start off at this pub. It was thier wing night so we figured hit that and then go downtown. The calgary Flames were palying NYC, and at this place the number of goals scored against the flames is the price of beer for the rest of the night.
They got a shut out, so 50 cent pints for the rest of the night. TROUBLE!
So I end up seeing a freind that lives in Salt Lake City now, and its been about a year since I last saw him. He says he has an early flight, so he wants to take it easy, and offers to drive us downtown in my car. This would prove to be a mistake.
So we get Down town to this place that was actually really bumpin for a monday night. So we just keep the ball rolling, drink after drink after drink (but I'm already fucked from the 50 cent pints)
anyways, I proceed to make a complete ass of my self with all the girls on the dance floor, and get so beyond drunk I don't know whats going on. The end of the night rolls around and I'm sitting on a table (yes a table) over looking the dance floor with a bigg glass of water, having a heart to heart with a friend. Finally we round up the guys and head to the car. Side note its -30 celcius out, just soooooooooo cold.
get to the car and Salt lake city boy is driving, but I haven't seen him all night and now hes all over the road. I'm pretty sure hes no good to drive at this piont.
so he takes this exit doing about 80, and the roads are so icey. We smoke the curb and get stuck in the ditch. So its minus 30 and were trying to push my car out of the ditch (its stuck in like a foot of snow)
Back on the road get to adams place, get out, and alll we hear is hissing from my now flat tire.
Salt lake city boy start going off about how he used to work at wall mart in the auto section, and he can change this real fast. Half an hour later were freezing and my car is fucked.
drove it today and it really feels shitty, hopfully its just the spare making it wierd. I'm just glad every one is alive. I hope I'm never in that situation agian.
next morning
head hurts
still pissed off
car is fucked
talking to my self on suiside girls
mmm your a cutie