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secretsquirrel

Morocco

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Sunday May 22, 2005

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The users manual for this site is huge! tongue I should have read the rules first, but I'm glad to see that I haven't broken any.

Well, my first journal was just a few hours ago, but I thought I should tell a little about myself if I want to make some new friends. First off, you should know that I'm not really a squirrel. I'm sorry for the deception, and I know that it may be tough to accept, but if you give it time, I think you'll learn to handle the fact that I'm just a regular guy.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, I work at a coffee shop for a living. It's not much of a living, but it keeps me busy. Other than that, I collect money from student loans and the GI Bill and spend it on frivolouse things like college, and food.

Hmmmm, what else? I like to joke all of the time. And I mean all of the time. I can be a bit sarcastic, but for the most part, the butt of my jokes is me, which is ok, because I've yet to hurt my feelings. Now that I've talked myself up a bit, I've also got a pretty bad case of social anxiety. I have a lot of fun with my friends, but too many strangers is not a good thing. It's really silly, and I don't understand it, but then there's a lot of things that I don't understand.

I suppose all of the other things I'll have to reveal over time. It will help keep the suspense. wink
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
apostrophenow:
honey's are gonna dig you, man

SG's LOVE squirrels
May 24, 2005
noir:
But maybe, the latte drinker got full part way through. And now the latte is sitting in a trashcan somewhere, or in a cupholder, or in a parking lot outside the car door. Hope is not lost.

Bugger about not being a squirrel. That was really the only reason I decided to talk to you. wink
May 25, 2005

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