MOST AWKWARD MOMENT OF MY LIFE
so last night at the bakery this kid that used to work there stopped by with somegirl. He wanted to know if i could give him a brownie and a water. so i got it foir him and gave it to him. he asked me who i have been and i said. man working 2 jobs sucks. and the girl said. oh is there anything we can do. not really i said. then she goes, what about a kiss? and kisses me on both my cheeks for like 3 sec each. now many of you might not know this but i dont like people i dont know touching me, let alone kissing me. i mean only 95% of the times do i feel comfortable when i friend touches me. so i just fucking froozeup and was like ohhh ok well i gotta go make a brioche and left.
fuckin weirded me the shit out!
so i ask you this: what is the most awkward moment that you can remember?
PS: i want a Cob House
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so last night at the bakery this kid that used to work there stopped by with somegirl. He wanted to know if i could give him a brownie and a water. so i got it foir him and gave it to him. he asked me who i have been and i said. man working 2 jobs sucks. and the girl said. oh is there anything we can do. not really i said. then she goes, what about a kiss? and kisses me on both my cheeks for like 3 sec each. now many of you might not know this but i dont like people i dont know touching me, let alone kissing me. i mean only 95% of the times do i feel comfortable when i friend touches me. so i just fucking froozeup and was like ohhh ok well i gotta go make a brioche and left.
fuckin weirded me the shit out!
so i ask you this: what is the most awkward moment that you can remember?
PS: i want a Cob House
LOOK!
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Okay... here we go: my employer (scrawny weird middle-aged man) likes to greet everyone with the creepiest hug and kiss on the cheek. THAT is the epitomy of awkward.