Sebsis Blown Away!
"That's the best head I have had in my life! And great legs too!" says Sebsis
A crowd of amazed onlookers today marveled at the sight of Sebsis enoying a Mackesons Triple Stout. Sebsis, who is known amongst friends as being quite interested in beers and the story behind each one had this to say about Mackesons: "Look at that ! See how thick the foam is? And have you tasted how smooth this is for a stout? They use lactose (milk sugar) when they brew it which give it many unique attributes. It is even known as a Cream Stout by some because of the creamy head. Also look at the bubbles! Lots of small bubbles and not many large bubbles at all. That is how you can tell that it is naturally carbonated, not pumped full of carbon dioxide. Plus as you see I tilt the glass and the head stays together and slowly crawls down the glass - that's called Brussels Lace. A cheaply made beer has a watery head that leaves a few clumps of large bubbles,that pop quickly. The head never lies. And also if you hold the glass up to a good light source, notice little rivulets that look distorted making tiny tracks down from the head to the bottom of the glass. That is actually little trails of alchohol and you will hear that called "legs". You can see it better in a well crafted beer. Yes. This beer is something the brewmaster is right to be proud of!" Sebsis declined questions saying "Fuck off! I'm trying to enjoy this beer!"
Aiberto's Taco Shop -What To Feed A Hungry Sebsis!
Mexican goodness 24/7
So you must have wondered. "What does Sebsis do when he has insomnia? I mean all that extra time on his hands!" Why, he walks up to Aiberto's of course! Tastey tacos, burritos, and even a good sized cheese burger can be had any time day or night? Don't feel like dinner? Kick it early morning style like Sebsis and get a breakfast burrito! Aiberto's is a great place to sit and eat rolled tacos while gazing at the street theatre that is the tweakers rushing in and out of the Nort Park Hotel and Whore House across the street (be sure to catch the matinee!) You won't be sorry.
LA This Weekend!
Car museum and steak with friends and family.
Gonna be a real good time this weekend. May meet up with Rorschach and I will be hanging out with
NewMatic and I hope to see McG if his unpacking doesn't have him worn out, and I also hope to meet betty_goes_away. And of course TriHawK5417 who completely and utterly rocks. Anyway, that's all you get for this week. So come back next week if you want some more of this here fine SJU action. Remember: Sebsis is your ONLY choice for authentic Sebsis Journal Updates. Ask for them by name! Now bugger off!
What?
Why you looking at me like that?
Go home!
Oh, OK. fine. Advice. Don't be taken in by flashy window dressing. Some of the best things in life come in a plain brown wrapper.
NOW can I save this?
WHAT!
Fine! I give up. Here you go.
Today's Music:
Laugh and Peace (kickin it Vib Ribbon Style!)
Today's Mood:
Bad, Really bad, can't you tell?
Today's Menu:
1/2 lb bacon cheese steak burger (all the way)and plank fries, and a can of Coke. Later tonight AIBERTO'S!!!
Today's Thought:
Who cares if someone in the military is gay? If they can do their job and conduct themselves with honor they are better people than the straight ones torturing those poor bastards in Iraq!
Today's Question:
Who wants a french fry?
Today's Haiku:
Computer won't boot
Choke back bitter tears of angst
Bad USB hub
"That's the best head I have had in my life! And great legs too!" says Sebsis
A crowd of amazed onlookers today marveled at the sight of Sebsis enoying a Mackesons Triple Stout. Sebsis, who is known amongst friends as being quite interested in beers and the story behind each one had this to say about Mackesons: "Look at that ! See how thick the foam is? And have you tasted how smooth this is for a stout? They use lactose (milk sugar) when they brew it which give it many unique attributes. It is even known as a Cream Stout by some because of the creamy head. Also look at the bubbles! Lots of small bubbles and not many large bubbles at all. That is how you can tell that it is naturally carbonated, not pumped full of carbon dioxide. Plus as you see I tilt the glass and the head stays together and slowly crawls down the glass - that's called Brussels Lace. A cheaply made beer has a watery head that leaves a few clumps of large bubbles,that pop quickly. The head never lies. And also if you hold the glass up to a good light source, notice little rivulets that look distorted making tiny tracks down from the head to the bottom of the glass. That is actually little trails of alchohol and you will hear that called "legs". You can see it better in a well crafted beer. Yes. This beer is something the brewmaster is right to be proud of!" Sebsis declined questions saying "Fuck off! I'm trying to enjoy this beer!"
Aiberto's Taco Shop -What To Feed A Hungry Sebsis!
Mexican goodness 24/7
So you must have wondered. "What does Sebsis do when he has insomnia? I mean all that extra time on his hands!" Why, he walks up to Aiberto's of course! Tastey tacos, burritos, and even a good sized cheese burger can be had any time day or night? Don't feel like dinner? Kick it early morning style like Sebsis and get a breakfast burrito! Aiberto's is a great place to sit and eat rolled tacos while gazing at the street theatre that is the tweakers rushing in and out of the Nort Park Hotel and Whore House across the street (be sure to catch the matinee!) You won't be sorry.
LA This Weekend!
Car museum and steak with friends and family.
Gonna be a real good time this weekend. May meet up with Rorschach and I will be hanging out with
NewMatic and I hope to see McG if his unpacking doesn't have him worn out, and I also hope to meet betty_goes_away. And of course TriHawK5417 who completely and utterly rocks. Anyway, that's all you get for this week. So come back next week if you want some more of this here fine SJU action. Remember: Sebsis is your ONLY choice for authentic Sebsis Journal Updates. Ask for them by name! Now bugger off!
What?
Why you looking at me like that?
Go home!
Oh, OK. fine. Advice. Don't be taken in by flashy window dressing. Some of the best things in life come in a plain brown wrapper.
NOW can I save this?
WHAT!
Fine! I give up. Here you go.
Today's Music:
Laugh and Peace (kickin it Vib Ribbon Style!)
Today's Mood:
Bad, Really bad, can't you tell?
Today's Menu:
1/2 lb bacon cheese steak burger (all the way)and plank fries, and a can of Coke. Later tonight AIBERTO'S!!!
Today's Thought:
Who cares if someone in the military is gay? If they can do their job and conduct themselves with honor they are better people than the straight ones torturing those poor bastards in Iraq!
Today's Question:
Who wants a french fry?
Today's Haiku:
Computer won't boot
Choke back bitter tears of angst
Bad USB hub
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